February 2011
I can out eat you.
dontmindifidooo:
itsfuckingnicole:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
EVERY FUCKING TIME. WTF
1 tag
Soooo my friends and I are building a real boat...
Donovan: just calculated it. We need to sell 300 muffins to make 200 dollars.
Me: For what?
Donovan: THE BOAT.
Me: OH! HOW BOUT WE STREET PREFORM! and sell muffins on the side...
Donovan: how bout we figure out what we preform...
Me: 2 of us preform. 1 sells muffins. I play ukulele. You tap dance. We can sing. It's a variety show.
Donovan: That's actually a good idea. Let's do it.
Me: YAY! :3
Ryan: I just read this conversation to my dad. He says you're zaney.
Honest food preparation instructions
lumos-maxima:
1 tag
6 tags
January 2011
poopdice:
murderwinkk:
prospal:
these kids are so dope. i want one.
im going to kidnap one of them
^ I got the one in the yellow sun shirt in my trunk right now. U ALL SO MAD
GPOY
circaciara:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
OMG, this.
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for...
Robot Hands
when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
lifewithleia:
shouldifallbehind:
wannabeofarockstar:
prick-:
couragesorare:
kingsnqueens:
offtoinfinityandbeyond:
mymindless-dreaming:
lovagron:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
...
when you hear your parents coming and you try to...
lifewithleia:
shouldifallbehind:
wannabeofarockstar:
prick-:
couragesorare:
kingsnqueens:
offtoinfinityandbeyond:
mymindless-dreaming:
lovagron:
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
...